MY PARENTS LEFT ME HOME ALONE FOR THE WEEK EVERYONE COME OVER FOR A HUGE PARTY
update: it’s been 5 minutes and i’m walking around my house just in my underwear and moon shoes, party is getting pretty wild
my teacher in class the other day said “Make sure you don’t do things on the internet you might regret, because they will most likely affect your future badly” then my good friend just looked at me and whispered really quietly “Moon shoes…”
shuts your mouth with my mouth because damn youre gorgeous
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
- A compliment
- A story
- Why you follow me
- If you met me what would you do
- A cute message
- One thing you want to tell me
- One thing you want to know about me
Yall rude if you dont
If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that
unfollowing me won’t make your parents love you
when my friend told her drug dealer that she was transgender he immediately started using the correct pronouns for her and her parents dont so theres an issue there
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
it’s 2014 and there’s still guys tryna rock the 2009 justin bieber hairstyle please love yourself
wen someone talks shit about a teacher that is actually very kind and generous and fantastic at teaching